My “solution” to solve the problem of global warming…. is everybody on the planet getting convinced that we are doomed. That armageddon is just around the corner. Don’t laugh, it really is!!! 2012, you know!!
Then what happens?
Simply put… people will stop doing things they don’t like (such as working in factories, inventing stupid things, wasting time in traffic jam, fighting with bosses…). They will focus on what is most important in life, and stay at home in their village, spending most of their time with friends and families. As the economy completely crumbles, they will grow some vegetables and fruits in their gardens, they will start living a very small and basic life, without too much luxury, no more air-travelling to far-away countries, no more money to buy gazoline, no more traffic, only bicycles in the streets. No more heating bad-isolated houses 21 degrees celcius, as the temperature outside is only -15. People meeting outside with their neighbours, or meeting strangers in the street will be very friendly to one another, as there is no need to fight, no need to be frustrated or stressed anymore… We are doomed anyway, everybody will die soon, so why hurry?
In fact, we will be pretty happy…
and global warming?…
… well, it wasn’t really an issue…
Safe the planet, start spreading FEAR!!!!
